swear nobody wants to text back 

Okay so in about the 3rd grade I was playing on the playground at school. I was playing around on the monkey bars and did a flip and landed on the ground and a rock flew straight in my nose. The rock was so big we couldn’t get it out and I left the school and we tried for about 30 minutes getting it out. It wouldn’t so I was about to go to the emergency room but then I sneezed and it came out.. I kept that rock for like 2 years and everyone called me rocky for like ever.. 

I love arguing with random people, but not really friends.